April 2013
i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
March 2013
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: I'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: I'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
i was funny once but it was an accident
It’s all fun and games until you accidently stab someone 39 times with a knife.
how do you accidently stab somone 39 times??
Come over here and I’ll demonstrate.