kill me in a record shop.

April 2013

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satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

Apr 29, 201370,694 notes

renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

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March 2013

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• gay male: i'm gay
• straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
• gay female: i'm gay
• straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
• And let's not forget -
• Gay female: I'm gay
• Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
• Gay male: I'm gay
• Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

Mar 24, 2013158,589 notes

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rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

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thats-slightly-raven:

lifestylesofthepoorandsad:

thats-slightly-raven:

It’s all fun and games until you accidently stab someone 39 times with a knife.

how do you accidently stab somone 39 times??

Come over here and I’ll demonstrate.

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